How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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