You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i now understand why vodka
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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