I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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