the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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