East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
where are my eyebrows?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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