I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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