Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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