if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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