I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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