What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
