Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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