He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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