ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK