How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?