He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....