I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
