She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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