I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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