pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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