super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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