Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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