this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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