dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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