I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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