Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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