gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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