i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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