im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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