so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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