you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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