I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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