Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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