I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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