Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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