glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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