Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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