Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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