you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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