So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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