Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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