I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So squirting runs in the family.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
