She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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