She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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