didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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