halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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