i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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