i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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