Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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