Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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