we have officially lost it.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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