VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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