I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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