How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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