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Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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