walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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