Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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