It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am available for nakedness
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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